Bishop Ireton 

used to be a dope ass school that was known for its moves but know it’s a shitty school with lame heads who don’t know how to shut their mouth. there’s a couple people in each grade who are actually chill but everyone else is wack and rats.

damn you go to Bishop Ireton that’s sucks ass

Bishop Ireton by therealjohnnysins January 27, 2021

Bishop Ireton 

A school where all the football boys are super hot but don’t play well. All the girls are pick me sluts and all the boys don’t know how to socialize.

Oh you go to Bishop Ireton? I’m sorry that all your sports teams suck ass!

Bishop Ireton by Imakeeverysentencedirty October 20, 2022

Bishop Ireton 

Bishop Ireton is the high school that Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters went to...the girls lacrosse team rocks and are all the hottest girls at schoool:)

damn those girls are hot....

well yeah they are on the bishop ireton girls lacrosse team!!

Bishop Ireton by SOME COOL GIRL WHO GOES TO BI May 10, 2005

Bishop Ireton 

Known for its fat chicks and munting opportunities. One badass lunch lady and the rest are fat as fuck. Known for its special ed program where retards run around the school with no supervision. There are peer mentors for these animals but they don't do shit. Most of the sexy Spanish teachers run only fans accounts in their free time. Bishop Ireton students are known to pull hilarious pranks, like orgasming on girls' hair in the middle of church!

Oh you go to Bishop Ireton, I bet you've encountered one of the animals there.

Bishop Ireton by RickyTheSticky March 8, 2024

Bishop Ireton 

Though it has seen better days in the pat, BIHS is still the best high school in Alexandria. Students here are not stuck up like the douchebags at EHS and SSSAS. They aren't poor like the hoodlums from TC. They are Well-rounded, down to earth, known for for their elite athletic teams such as the girls basketball and boys tennis teams. Students here are some of the most high-quality in the DC area, unlike the EHS students (parents don't love them) or the SSSAS kids (too busy playing sports at D3 liberal arts schools). Don't even get me started on "Zaga" kids. Whatever the fuck they have going on there needs to be stopped.

Girl: O shit you go to Bishop Ireton?
Ireton Student: Yeah
Girl: Have sex with me.

Bishop Ireton by Alexandriatruther March 30, 2025