Birthday Beats

A traditional act performed in schools (mostly done secondary schools) when someones birthday is grassed around the school and every one punches you on how old you are. E.G you are 15 they punch you 15 times on the arm

Some schools have banned birthday beats from happening

dont tell anyone your birthday date unless you TRUST them OR YOU GET BIRTHDAY BEATS

Birthday Beats by sweet jesus October 7, 2006

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Birthday beats

The birthday boy/girl receives the amount of punches equal to their age and can chose any arm they want, if person is skinny they only have to accept punches from a person of their choice

I am the skinny bday boy only person number 1 can give me birthday beats

Birthday beats by Symbitatch November 15, 2020

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birthday beats

The tradition in school when it's someones birthday to sellotape them to a lamp post and then give them a punch on the shoulder.

It's a good hearted tradition

It's Jamie's birthday next week, we should all get together to make sure that he gets his birthday beats!

birthday beats by Jaycangel August 7, 2006

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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