A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023