Jenny: I wish I could have sex with my husband but we can’t.
Becky: why can’t you?
Jenny: I thought my husband was a Rittenhouse with a schlong, but he has a Binger!
Becky: why can’t you?
Jenny: I thought my husband was a Rittenhouse with a schlong, but he has a Binger!
by The Anti-Binger November 16, 2021
by HalfRepBrian November 16, 2021
Noun: A flaccid penis, usually used in conjunction with homosexual sex, or prosecution in a murder case.
example 1: The little nerdy guy with the fauxhawk riding that BBC has a binger.
example 2: wow that D.A. is so inept, he's such a binger. It must be cold in that courtroom
example 2: wow that D.A. is so inept, he's such a binger. It must be cold in that courtroom
by RarePepe November 16, 2021
Marijuana smoke in some sort of chamber, more specifically the smoke contained within the chamber of a gravity bong. Can also include any device in which marijuana smoke is pulled through a chamber, such as a traditional bong or bubbler. A binger stands out from a normal hit in that it is exceptionally intense.
Billy, that binger you pulled me last night made my fucking lungs bleed.
Hey man, wanna take a couple bingers before we go the movies?
Hey man, wanna take a couple bingers before we go the movies?
by El Pez May 11, 2009
Not a grower or a shower, a useless limp tic-tac that takes their frustration out on the world around them but has a brain smaller than their penis so logic literally breaks them. Having to speak to them is worse than stepping on a lego.
Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii
Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii
"That guy's a total Binger."
"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"
"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"
by IamHere92 November 16, 2021
A Binger is a mostly peaceful penis. Flaccid in its natural state it cannot perform its duties as it’s designed to do. Nor can it prove a solid point for penetration of the defense (aka honey hole).
In addition, a Binger is a tiny prick. With a child’s hair cut much like a bowl cut or commonly known as a mushroom head.
In addition, a Binger is a tiny prick. With a child’s hair cut much like a bowl cut or commonly known as a mushroom head.
Baby, Binger is here!
by Ob1conoli November 16, 2021
by Not a binger November 16, 2021