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Bigweld is a magnificent, portly, metallic, god among us foolish mortals. We do not deserve his mercy. We do not give enough infint sacrafices to satisfy his bloodlust and fury. He deserves the sin of lust and the feel of an old woman's crinkly skin breaking under his lumpscious bottom. We are not worthy.
"Bow down to your god fool! Bow down to Bigweld!"
Bigweld by Bigweld's Tears March 22, 2019
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Bigweld by remhaDyreffeJ October 18, 2022
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oh no it’s bigweld -_-
Bigweld by SomeSquigga June 13, 2019
he is the one all mighty thicc god we shall all praise
Bigweld by Bigweld real April 9, 2022
he is the one we all praise. he is the on who tells us to follow our dreams. he brings happiness to earth. if he loves than, he really loves you. we do not deserve his big booty grace. he brought thiccness to the world and he will take it out.
we should not love hoes...no we should LOVE BIGWELD
i love you bigweld
Bigweld by Bigweld real April 9, 2022
When Mr Bidwell fucks you and then uses his cum to weld your ass cheeks together
I saw the bigweld yesterday
Bigweld by 1dk123456789 January 21, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026