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douche bigalo 

a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore

Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight

Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?

Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking

Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
douche bigalo by cfrierson November 30, 2010

Deuce Bigalow 

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
Deuce Bigalow by High Hiter April 19, 2018
Men have bigalows.
Bigalow by Booty_hunter April 1, 2020

Bigelow Coefficient 

The use of a random number generator and the absolute value of a sum of numbers to provide reporting data for a company or organization.
Did you hear - the CFO was caught using the Bigelow Coefficient to make up the profit and loss statement
Bigelow Coefficient by elbowman November 23, 2009
Brown skin gigolos who have a very big ballsack.
Did you see Mustapha naked? His ball are so low he must be a begalow.
Begalow by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020

duece bigelow 

You spelt his name wrong, mung-monger.
duece bigelow by Anonymous August 18, 2003