Big Donkey

A term used when a well-endowed man replaces a donkey at a donkey show. The man is then expected to have sex with the woman/women instead of the donkey. Often occurs in Mexico or the Tucson, Arizona area when the donkey is no longer able to perform due to fatigue.

Everyone was looking forward to the donkey show, but the donkey had a heart attack right before it started. Randy stepped in and took care of business. That is how he got the nickname Big Donkey.

Don Felipe didn't want to lose out on the money the customers already paid so he replaced the burro with Big Donkey. Jimmy ended up getting the load of shame after watching the show in the alley.

Big Donkey by Chicago Joey Biscuits January 1, 2012

Big donkey spank 

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

Big donkey spank by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Big Donkey Ultimate

Haverford College Ultimate (3rd place at 2026 Ohio Valley Regionals) (we love lettuce)

She call my donkey big the way it's ultimate is big donkey ultimate.

Big Donkey Ultimate by anon5843958345 June 18, 2026

big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

big floppy donkey doinker by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

Big Floppy Donkey Dick 

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.

Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

Big Floppy Donkey Dick by Simon Young March 25, 2008

big floppy donkey dick 

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

big floppy donkey dick by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

big floppy donkey dick 

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

big floppy donkey dick by xenowhacker June 2, 2004