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big dick money 

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.
Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

Big Dick Monster 

A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina

Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris
Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
pause
Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.
He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

big dick money 

The money made from having a big dick. Yes, it's a job!
Omg I made $2000 from having big dick money!
big dick money by urawesomeweirdo February 2, 2016

big dick mofo 

A big dick mofocko is a gangster with a big dick that goes around and screams I'm a big dick mofocko.
Gangster one: ey man why don't be one of those big dick mofocko's. u got big dick mofocko.
Gangster two: ye your right man ima be big dick mofocko
big dick mofo by A Old Nigger Faggot November 16, 2016

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA 

A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.
Guy 1: Yo Karl

Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro