A term for men that aren't willing to say 'I love you' in front of their friends while on the phone with their significant other in order to avoid cat calls and relentless teasing.
Woman on the phone: 'I love you.'
Man on the other end: 'Mmhmm, big 500!'
When you jack it from behind while watching NASCAR and drinking a fizzy yellow tall boy of choice.
"Alright so there I was at Talladega, and I gotta tell ya, when they did Dale tribute, I lifted my Busch light tall boy and pulled the ol' Big Tony Five Hundo ( Big Tony 500)."
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"