by UrbanCowboy007 September 7, 2023
"WHEN OBAMA FUCKING DIED AND DONALD TRUMPS CONSOLIDATION OF POWER OF THE WHOLE WORLD SPARKED BACKLASH AND FUCKING POLARIZED THE DYING FUCKING PLANET" -Joe Biden 2080 (if he's still fucking alive)
Polarization in the new dying world sparked even more contention between the GOP and Democrats whilst the United States got fucking obliterated by Putin's thick ass nukes. Putin was so fucking interested in Kimmy's asshole and he was jealous of not having control over builderman and the Black DIck Militia. Nutting in builderman's ass has become a new religion in the dying world. And just at the beginning of society's inevitable downfall, Joe Biden veto'd the shit out of Putin's demand for builderman at the UN summit in Montréal QC, which was at that point in fucking rebellion as Montreal fucking hates the new Independent QC. Whilst in a place of people throwing molotov cocktails at the military, Joe Biden gave his speech to the whole fucking world to not fuck builderman.
The Obama Slop Burger was a major success, Trump Slop Burger was a new ideology promoting the fall of government and the consolidation of society. Joe Biden Slop Burger was to revive society from its polarization. Builderman has been tracked by David Baszucki and was fucked for escaping. The amount of nut in his oily ass was recorded to be the weight of 100x Earths (big cum is not good). Joe Biden Burger to helps those who suffered in the nuclear winters. (The burgers were 100% builderman ass cum)
Polarization in the new dying world sparked even more contention between the GOP and Democrats whilst the United States got fucking obliterated by Putin's thick ass nukes. Putin was so fucking interested in Kimmy's asshole and he was jealous of not having control over builderman and the Black DIck Militia. Nutting in builderman's ass has become a new religion in the dying world. And just at the beginning of society's inevitable downfall, Joe Biden veto'd the shit out of Putin's demand for builderman at the UN summit in Montréal QC, which was at that point in fucking rebellion as Montreal fucking hates the new Independent QC. Whilst in a place of people throwing molotov cocktails at the military, Joe Biden gave his speech to the whole fucking world to not fuck builderman.
The Obama Slop Burger was a major success, Trump Slop Burger was a new ideology promoting the fall of government and the consolidation of society. Joe Biden Slop Burger was to revive society from its polarization. Builderman has been tracked by David Baszucki and was fucked for escaping. The amount of nut in his oily ass was recorded to be the weight of 100x Earths (big cum is not good). Joe Biden Burger to helps those who suffered in the nuclear winters. (The burgers were 100% builderman ass cum)
Obama and Trump Slop Burger have failed, have you even seen the new Joe Biden Slop Burger????
Builderman's oily asshole? Fuck no.
Hey asshole, kys noob cock sucker fucker
Builderman's oily asshole? Fuck no.
Hey asshole, kys noob cock sucker fucker
by FuckassEmpire August 23, 2023
*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*
fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
by raper god November 11, 2022
Someone who was given a degree without meeting requirements or credits in the name of inclusion and race.
Woke colleges dropped standards and expectations of learning to enable more ethnicities to graduate as Biden Scholars while their peers actually have to hit those bench marks. Ted is a doctor but he came in last in his class. But you don’t need to know that. Scalpel!
by Zonahotwings April 10, 2023
by tophTHEterrible July 30, 2022
And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.
I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.
by You rReal Name November 14, 2020