A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.
*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex
*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex
Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?
Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...
Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk
Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...
Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk
by Bradthedestroyer December 31, 2015
An area of the southern United States that has a large protestant (i.e. Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ) church attending population. Most of these people are ignorant of their own beliefs, do not follow the laws they preach, and relentlessly attempt to convert those who do not follow their sect.
When you feel out of place or someone is out to get you, you can say, "I feel like an atheist in the bible belt."
by Itsjustluck March 23, 2004
states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
by B173 M3 January 14, 2009
Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006
The Confederecy.
by Screamapillar March 03, 2004
Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.
Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
by Stan Kovalev November 07, 2006