An individual who identifies as a sister to another sibling, who is very clearly not able to be superseded by another sister or person, from inside the family or in any other family. Since there is only one person that can hold this spot, I will save everyone some time and let you know this person identifies as Crystal Kar.....dis.
My sister does so much for me, she is the best sister ever!
Wow, I wish I was him/her, because they have the best sister ever!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.