Bespurge

A word that describes nothing, feeling nothing, or doing nothing.

Nothing means absolutely anything at all.

Like absolute zero.

So really it is pointless to make shit up.

UNLESS

the word is used in the wrong context, then the definition changes to: Who ever used this word is a complete jackass.

Guy on phone: use it in a sentence.

Bill: I am very Bespurged.

Guy on phone: That doesnt make sense, that's probably not a real word, you dumb ass.