Berths 

Something you call someone when they're a STAR !

"He the man
Yes I am
Berths!" (Will Smith)

Berths by Choleo March 10, 2022

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

BerthaJo by Dwejj September 26, 2018

'Ole Bertha 

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

'Ole Bertha by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

berthanette by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

wide berth 

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.

I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.

wide berth by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010