Benoit Balls

The nickname given to a hotel concierge named Benoit in "Jeu Monégasque," a season 2 episode of the FX show, "Archer."

Also: misspelling of Ben Wa Balls.

Archer: "Sounds like 'Ben Wa Balls,' Benoit... Balls. See? You can't even say it without saying 'Balls.'"

Archer: "Hang on! Benoit Balls!"

by kgr003 November 8, 2012

Éric Benoit

Leave without picking up the pieces after playing a board game.

I've done an "Éric Benoit" after our last board game session, I had to leave early for a meeting.

by Morgatzk March 4, 2013

Jarrid Benoit

Born: November 23, 1991 in Lafayette, la

Jarrid benoit “The coolest”

by Fitcajun June 21, 2022

Chris Benoit

It's just like saying "Voldemort", never to be mentioned.

One of the greatest WWE Wrestlers to ever be blackballed.

John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?

by DeadRevolution December 21, 2014

Unbelievable Benoit

To perform a totally random, unnecessary, and unexpected attack of violence on a friend or family member.

To Benoit something maybe used when somebody is extremely hungry, whereby to benoit a sandwich would mean to get it in a crossface and eat it..

Man, Maglade pulled an unbelievable benoit last night!

Man, I'd benoit the fuck outa that one hey!

by sublamagee May 19, 2009

chris benoit

Chris benoit was one of the greatest wrestlers in WWE history. He was a quiet guy, yet had great mic. skills. He competed in a triple threat match with triple h and shawn michaels at wrestlemania 20, where he finally won the championship belt. It is considered one of the best wrestlemanias WWE has ever had. I will always remember him for his talent, determination and skill. Chris benoit, his wife nancy and son daniel were found dead on june 25, 2007. It was officially ruled a double murder-suicide. When I remember chris, I choose to remember him as a good guy and a great entertainer. I will never understand why things went down this way and why he chose this but I will also never be able to hate him, based on the amount of brain damage he had.

Chris benoit lives on in my memories. Whenever I watch his tributes, it makes me cry:

I miss seeing him compete. May chris benoit, daniel benoit and nancy benoit R.I.P

by truefan February 23, 2009

Chris Benoit

Was a wrestler for the now-gay WWE. He was a great wrestler the whole time he's been in. He had a special move called the Crippler crossface, a grappling move that has made many people tap out in his career. He is a 3-time WWE U.S. Champion, a 4-time WWE Intercontinental champion, and the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble.
He first entered the WCW in 1992, ECW in 1994, back too the WCW in 1995, then the WWF/WWE in 2000.

At first, the cause of Benoit's sudden change was thought to be anger caused by steroids, but now, that is no longer a valid reason.

Chris Benoit was a good man. Nobody knows why he would have killed his family.

by Wasabimoto September 6, 2007