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Planung der Übernahme der süditalienischen Mafia.
Flüchten von Bolivien aufgrund von 16 Sexual-Straftaten gesucht, jedoch wird vermutet, dass es sich um 17 handelt, da er sich in einen Drogenrausch anscheinend selbst misshandelt hat.
Stürmung auf den G7-Gipfel mit zwei Macheten, verletzte dabei 15 Passanten.
Herrschaft über ganz Südamerika, bis auf Bolivien, welche sich wehrten ihren Staat Benjamin E zu überlassen.
Totschlag aufgrund eines Wutanfalls wegen eines Wasserhahns an seiner Gastfamilie und einen Großteil der Londoner Bevölkerung mit einen Schuss.
Handel von über 200 Kilogramm Crack mit Minderjährigen.
Exekution der gesamten Besatzung des Buckingham Palaces inklusive Queen mit zwei Kalaschnikow-Schüssen, obwohl der erste verfehlte.
Verspeisen vom ersten außerirdischen Leben, welches sich in der Erdatmosphäre befand.
Ausrottung von über 150 Spezien, überwiegend im Amazonas Regenwald, inklusive der grünen Blattlaus.
Totschlag bei einem “Drive By” mit Besen.
Planung der Übernahme der süditalienischen Mafia.
Flüchten von Bolivien aufgrund von 16 Sexual-Straftaten gesucht, jedoch wird vermutet, dass es sich um 17 handelt, da er sich in einen Drogenrausch anscheinend selbst misshandelt hat.
Stürmung auf den G7-Gipfel mit zwei Macheten, verletzte dabei 15 Passanten.
Herrschaft über ganz Südamerika, bis auf Bolivien, welche sich wehrten ihren Staat Benjamin E zu überlassen.
Totschlag aufgrund eines Wutanfalls wegen eines Wasserhahns an seiner Gastfamilie und einen Großteil der Londoner Bevölkerung mit einen Schuss.
Handel von über 200 Kilogramm Crack mit Minderjährigen.
Exekution der gesamten Besatzung des Buckingham Palaces inklusive Queen mit zwei Kalaschnikow-Schüssen, obwohl der erste verfehlte.
Verspeisen vom ersten außerirdischen Leben, welches sich in der Erdatmosphäre befand.
Ausrottung von über 150 Spezien, überwiegend im Amazonas Regenwald, inklusive der grünen Blattlaus.
Totschlag bei einem “Drive By” mit Besen.
Benjamin E assaults
by Franz1010 September 23, 2021
Get the Benjamin E mug.Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
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"hahahaha"
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
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Benjamin Edward Gordon also shortened to Ben Ed or even chuckles mcgordon if you know what I mean
Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....
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I wish I could be Benjamin Edward Gordon
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
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Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
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Get the Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release. mug.The phenomenon of when a semi-attractive person demonstrates a talent that in turn makes said person extremely hot.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.
Named after the Broadway actor Benjamin Walker and his singing abilities.
Steps follow as such:
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect
1.Bob is ok-attractive, but maybe not your type
2.Bob starts to sing/act/draw/ect. with amazing skill
3.Suddenly Bob looks EXTREMELY attractive despite his initial lack of appeal
4.You have just experienced The Benjamin Walker Effect
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