bengal cat 

a bengal cat is a type of cat who looks like a leopard. very long. small face but huge ears and eyes. very aggressive. screams at you for no reason at all. needs to be petted with a hairbrush. high chance of killing you in your sleep.

most liked cats on instagram.

person 1: wow this kitty is so cute! looks like a wild animal!
person 2: yea, it's a bengal cat.

bengal cat by drinksumwater January 8, 2022

Bengal house cat 

The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.

Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.

(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."

Bengal house cat by ATreeNamedGroot January 9, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016