Beneficious
Beneficious by Baldeagle May 6, 2014
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quis est beneficium
Latin, "where is the benefit?" A type of logical fallacy in which one claims one didn't do something bad because it was not in one's interests to do so. An example would be, "Why would I steal from the cash register? It's going to hurt the business if I do, and then I might lose my job."
The argument is usually used on behalf of someone else: for example, Ludo Martens (1995) argues that Stalin could not possibly have massacred millions of Russians because he needed them to fight WW2; Fogel & Engermann claimed* that American slavery was not very bad because it was in the best interests of slaveowners to have content slaves.
The argument is a fallacy because it assumes that all relevant motives of the actor are well-established, and lead away from the act. It does not account for motives like personal hatred, shame, fear, spite, ideology, and so on.
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* In *Time on the Cross* (1971); the book was conclusively debunked by David & Stampp, *Reckoning with Slavery* (1976).
The argument is usually used on behalf of someone else: for example, Ludo Martens (1995) argues that Stalin could not possibly have massacred millions of Russians because he needed them to fight WW2; Fogel & Engermann claimed* that American slavery was not very bad because it was in the best interests of slaveowners to have content slaves.
The argument is a fallacy because it assumes that all relevant motives of the actor are well-established, and lead away from the act. It does not account for motives like personal hatred, shame, fear, spite, ideology, and so on.
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* In *Time on the Cross* (1971); the book was conclusively debunked by David & Stampp, *Reckoning with Slavery* (1976).
One frequently encounters *quis est beneficium?* arguments among Holocaust deniers of all stripes. Among such worthies it is claimed that Hitler/Stalin/Enver Pasha could not possibly have wanted to massacre all those millions because it was a nuisance to try.
quis est beneficium by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
bonericious
bonericious by Discoo October 1, 2013
bonelicious
bonelicious by lolol123 May 30, 2009
beneficials
"So me and Sarah are fucking but she said we're not friends and we're definitely not in a relationship"
"So you're beneficials"
"So you're beneficials"
beneficials by yourhelpforthestreets November 27, 2014
bedelicious
Sam: Did you check out that hot guy who joined our team yesterday?
Di: O yes!! He is totally bedelicious...!
Di: O yes!! He is totally bedelicious...!
bedelicious by Sdhanthira December 12, 2012
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