Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".

Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.

staleman bendova by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016

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Pole Bendah

One Local Hawaiian Kid, who commonly catches Huge Ulua and Papio. He is commonly found at the beach with his pole bent over from catching too much fish.

-Whoa look at Lansen over at the beach!
-Chee! That guy is one Pole Bendah!

Pole Bendah by Ulua Huntah May 16, 2010

bendovers

Polyester pants that old women wear.

My god I can't afford those fancy bendovers! They cost tree fiddy!

bendovers by Mike April 20, 2004

Benzohol

Benzodiazepine (Particularly xanax or valium) mixed with alcohol (particularly vodka or whiskey). It gives its host a sense of being drunk, but sober and not necessarily forgetting recent events, but not really caring enough to remember them.

Dame- ''You SLEPT with another person?!''

Knight- ''Yo BAE, I totally did hookup with another chick after a benzohol session, but don't really remember, or rather, remembered that I didn't care at the time, so sure as HELL don't care about it right nowwwwwww! ttyl.x''

Benzohol by asherpatthesun January 5, 2017

beedoh

Someone or something you love or find cute/adorable

1.*looking at a baby* “aww look at that beedoh!”
2. I love you beedoh!

beedoh by Lovebug998 December 4, 2018

BENDOVERTIME

A noun describing the unpaid overtime worked by salaried or non-exempt employees.

Hey are you going to make it out for Lauren's B-day bash on saturday? We're getting a limo......

Dude I can't. My boss is making me work BENDOVERTIME.

BENDOVERTIME by fat_mikem April 9, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026