Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".
Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are justjealous.
One Local Hawaiian Kid, who commonly catches Huge Ulua and Papio. He is commonly found at the beach with his pole bent over from catching too much fish.
-Whoa look at Lansen over at the beach!
-Chee! That guy is one Pole Bendah!
Benzodiazepine (Particularly xanax or valium) mixed with alcohol (particularly vodka or whiskey). It gives its host a sense of being drunk, but sober and not necessarily forgetting recent events, but not really caring enough to remember them.
Dame- ''You SLEPT with another person?!''
Knight- ''Yo BAE, I totally did hookup with another chick after a benzohol session, but don't really remember, or rather, remembered that I didn't care at the time, so sure as HELL don't care about it right nowwwwwww! ttyl.x''