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Ben Wilson

A famous Australian adolescent,

Physical Features: Tall, pristine white skin, long messy hair, thin, lean with crazy eyes.

Ben Wilson Grazes around Bankstown and Picnic point.

He is a chronic sufferer of RVD (random violence disorder) although it seems to be in remission.
He Believes that if he does something then EVERYBODY else does it, if you disagree with him in any way he will "shank you"

Ben Wilson eats a diet of Hungry Jacks, and various other
fatty snack foods although he retains his slim physique through heavy masturbation and shanking.

Ben has a dashing female partner by the name of Kylie Huang, a word of advice, don't mess with Kylie you are almost guaranteed to wake up from a coma 6 years after you do with heavy shank wounds to your body.

Ben Wilson: Have you seen Billy Madison
Jared: no
Ben: I've seen billy madison, that means everybody must have seen it oh my god.

Ben Wilson: do you eat weet bix?
Jared: no
Ben Wilson: oh my god! *shanks*
Ben Wilson by Benjamin Wilson September 5, 2008
Words you can keep

Ben Wilson

A boy who struggles to get hard, especially after smoking weed.
I pulled a Ben Wilson the other night, it just wouldn’t go up
Ben Wilson by Urban224 May 1, 2020

Ben Wilson

What you call a boy who struggles to get hard, especially after smoking weed
I pulled a Ben Wilson the other night, it just wouldn’t go up
Ben Wilson by Urban224 May 1, 2020

Ben Wilson

A big fat ginger

He likes to suck peins and kiss people called shea
Shea: likes people called Ben
Ben: Shea lets shag Ben Wilson

Ben Wilson

Is a asshat that loves warbo
Omg it's ben Wilson that loves warbo
Ben Wilson by Vege55 February 12, 2025

ben samuel david wilson 

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster
ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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