Belonephobia 

a fear of needles or syringes

person with Belonephobia in a hospital: omg i have to leave now there are so many needles

Belonephobia by nirate master January 13, 2008

belonephilia 

An unnatural love of being stuck with needles

That patient has had three PRN IM shots and he is still acting out, I'm beginning to think he has belonephilia.

belonephilia by papersadako September 9, 2009

blondephobiamitosis 

1: The fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your IQ will automatically drop to that of a boardslut.
2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.
3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.

Blonde: Like, wow, my nails are Peachy Keen Pink. Do you think, that, maybe, like, it might not, like, go with my, like eyelashes? Wait-do eyelashes even have a color. I want to dye mine purple like Barney. Cool...
Brunette: I think that I am going to kill myself-you're the stupidest person I know. I think I'm suffering from blondephobiamitosis.

blondephobiamitosis by Lolita Promises March 31, 2008