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Belmont Stakes 

The third race in the Triple Crown. It is held at Belmont Park in New York. This is the longest race in the Triple Crown, as it is 1 1/2 miles, and it can make or break a Triple Crown champion.
The most impressive running of the Belmont Stakes was in 1973 when Secretariat won by an astounding 31 lengths and set the still-standing world record of 2:24 for a mile and a half.
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Belmont Stakes 

A very large race track in Elmont, NY bordering Floral Park. A great place to drink when all else fails. Belmont Stakes allows kids to drink there of all ages with anything being said to them. The first weekend in June is the best time to be in the parking lot getting shitfaced.
First Saturday of June, 90% of your friends with be getting drunk outta their minds in the parking lot of Belmont and no one will question their age.

Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?

Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!

Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.
Belmont Stakes by Sucka Nut June 9, 2009

Belmont Senior Secondary 

The roughest school this side of the tracks.
"Dude this place is more ghetto then Belmont Senior Secondary "

Belmont Scran Home 

A famous Bando located in the UK, formerly a care home that got turned into weed farm and now abandoned, used by children to create fires or take drugs.
Damnuel: wanna go blaze some 10/10 cali at belmont scran home
tog: yhyh g snsn
Belmont Scran Home by justfuckingdie December 13, 2021

belmont high school

A good public school in MA whose student body is 80% rich white kids, 10% secretly poorer white kids , 9% Asian, and 1% PoC.

Lots of alcohol and weed and fucking freshman vape in the bathrooms and set of fire alarms.

Smart kids are snobby, jocks are truly very dumb, and everyone else feels inferior for various reasons.
Hey did you see that rich white kid vaping back there?
Yeah he goes to Belmont High School and thinks he’s the shit
belmont high school by smh no February 3, 2018

Belmont Hill Syndrome 

A disease, endemic to belmont hill, that involves mysterious pain in the rectum, along with strange markings on the penis, almost similar to bite marks. The cause is still being studied. In Massachussetts, the only state in which it has been studied so far, it has been found at Belmont Hill, Roxbury Latin, in Provincetown, and among certain Catholic Priests.
Guy: Hey, baby, want to go out tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I just found out you have Belmont Hill Syndrome. Faggot!

Belmont beauty school  

A term used which you tell people (mostly girls with no brains) where they will go for college. This tells them that they are stupid and have no hopes for their life except their looks.
Girl: OMG!!! I failed the test!!!
Boy: Yeah!!! With those grades you're definitely going to go to Belmont beauty school !!!
Belmont beauty school by RB16 March 16, 2009