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Bellingham MA 

Bellingham MA - The place where the children are more mature than the adults and everyone's nicotine addiction runs stronger than the education system. Don't say literally anything if you don't want every single fucking person to know - However your more likely to have an issue with the teachers and the moms than you are with other students.

If your craving nic don't worry - just walk into any bathroom in the high school and you will be provided.

If your mother is any of those fucking facebook group chats YOUR LIFE IS OVER - they are the most gossipy little fucks you've ever met in your entire life.

and the sports suck
Brief history of Bellingham MA
1719- foundation (the founders probably didn't think it would turn into a literal portal to hell)

2015- A teacher fucks a student on HER DESK

2016- A science teacher LITERARLY BLOWS UP THE PRINCIPLES CAR
2017- A teacher gets arrested for filming students shitting (he had years of photos in his phone)

2022- We can no longer shit in peace and must be monitored
Bellingham MA by fbham2 May 24, 2022

Bellingham HighSchool MA 

hey, welcome to bellingham where everyone either smokes weed or has a juul! or both, no shame. if you wanna find beer cans in toilets then this is the school to enroll in! currently you can shit or piss, while we have guards outside of the bathrooms because nobody can go 6 hours without smoking i guess. think its bad? this is only the start. 63 felonies against a teacher who filmed children using the restroom! and once a teacher was so mad about being laid off that they tried to blow up a car! everyone here hates eachother, the whole "the drama stops in highschool" doesn't apply here. looking for diversity? well then maybe this place isn't for you, 89 percent white and 11 percent is POC! and everyone is racist too, if your actively looking to be hate crimed you can easily find it here. basically what im saying is if you plan on coming to bellingham please find another form of education for your kid. or yourself.
literally nobody likes Bellingham HighSchool MA their sports suck too lmao

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bellinghammered 

the act of being drunk in bellingham, washington
dude, i got so BellingHAMMERED at that party over at Western.
bellinghammered by mtron July 2, 2006
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