Bella McLain 

Bella McLain (09/12/2002-present) is an extraordinary human being. She is very kind and extremely talented. Some of her talents include headstands, strange leg flexibility, she can cross her eyes and she is a friend to all.

Her lineage includes China McLain and Denny McLain. Her presence is not known to them. Help them connect.

Her favorite color is yellow, an excellent choice. She spends her free time thrifting, skiing, laying on the floor, and reading. She is currently reading Anna Karenina by Leo Tolboi.

She currently resides in Bozeman Montana, and she hoped to travel to New Zealand someday. She has five superb tattoos. She loves pickles, cornichons, and capers.

In a zombie apocalypse, Bella would choose to have a bald eagle friend that she could communicate with telepathically. Bella would choose teleportation as her superpower, "because planes and gas and things are expensive and biking and walking is a lot of work."

Bella's celebrity look alike is Billie Eilish, Jaime Pressly, and Cara Delivigne. If Bella could control any aspect of the weather, she would choose to control precipitation. According to Buzzfeed's Wanna Know Where You'll Meet Your True Love? Just Bake Some Cupcakes To Find Out, quiz, Bella will meet her soulmate at a party.

If you are partying in the Bozeman area, keep a look out for this sexy dancer. She's got a great personality too.

In a game of fuck, marry, kill Bella would marry rice, fuck bread and kill pasta.

"I am hot and I have diabetes." -Bella McLain herself.

Bella McLain by shmoot poot September 13, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008