beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!

by Adam Fly February 24, 2008

Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"

by Adam Fle February 25, 2008

Beer shits

One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.

The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.

by Clm55 September 7, 2010

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 17, 2005