Matthew Bednarski 

A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.

That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!

Matthew Bednarski by NotAllWeebsLikeTentacles June 15, 2019

bednarsh 

One who likes to take it in the ass and down the throat.

I wish my girlfriend was more of a bednarsh!

bednarsh by EarthShaker January 29, 2008

bednarski 

1. Taking a woman/man into your bed and then roaring out loud like a bear while you twist your head from side to side in her crotch.

2. Stealing a sleeping place from an infant.

3. Pervert

1. Jane was kicked in the face by her boyfriend because she bednarskied him and actually caught her braces on his foreskin.

2. The hobo attempted to bednarski the baby, but was foiled by the intruder alarm.

3. After the obnoxious cat-calls, Jane flicked off the bednarski.

bednarski by SweatingCrisco February 5, 2010

Alan Bednarski 

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle

yo alan bednarski is the coolest

Alan Bednarski by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022