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Beaver deceiver 

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight
Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
Beaver deceiver by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008
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beaver deceiver 

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.
Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
beaver deceiver by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

Beaver Deceiver 

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics
One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"
Beaver Deceiver by thewatchlist September 11, 2008
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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