Beaver Shit

A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.

Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.

by Grundle123 February 25, 2009

Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.

Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.

by [e-mail] January 18, 2019

beaver shit in a pickle jar

a humorus saying when someone is being a fruit, gay, redneckish or nyggery.

Guy 1: Hay man your a friggin' prep.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.

by Reb Zalker January 15, 2009

shit beaver

Ass.

We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.

by JrDolemite October 5, 2015

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Beaverskittle

"beaverskittles"sweet tasting foods that are often found in a womans vagaina. derived from the greek word beeverskitolas which means "sugar pussy" synonymns "candypuss" and "vagsweets" antynymns "sour poos" and "herpes treats"

I cant wait to enjoy a nice beaverskittle tonight...I hope it comes with gravy and cranberries

by 5656e4fdgjlfg January 22, 2010

beaverspit

A cool guy that spits on his opponents in smash bros and that has good drawings in Drawception

Man: I went against BeaverSpit last night and lost.
Man 2: So thats why your so wet.

by BeaverSpit February 24, 2020