beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

beating the meat by Someone August 2, 2003

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

beating the meat by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

Beating the meat by Crocombe June 4, 2004

beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

beating the meat by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 18, 2008

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021