Bears Claw

The male version of a cameltoe. Basically the same thing as a moose knuckle.

Damn, that man's bears claw is big.

by budump January 28, 2010

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

Mississippi Bear Claw

A sexual term used when your love making partner grabs your testicles from behind and yanks them backwards until there stuck in your ass crack.

Billy was talking to his girlfriend Jenny during sex one night, he said to her "Forget the Dirty Sanchez baby, give me the Mississippi Bear Claw!"

by Ryan Tetlow September 23, 2006

Yellow Bear Claw

Clawing your partner eroticly, then urinating on the open wound.

After fucking Matt last night, I gave him the nastiest Yellow Bear Claw ever!

by mamypants22 July 5, 2011

bear claw

all these made up definitions are ridiculous. the only definition bear claw is a fucking pastry.

bear claw is just a fucking donut.

by youarewho February 23, 2009

Bear Claw

The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.

Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.

Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.

by mrbufo October 10, 2005

Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.

John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.

by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010