Beanie Man

n. A man who literally always wears his beanie.

Scott: "You've worn that thing in the shower for the 5th time this month!"
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

Beenie Man

Dread rastaman dat drop obeeese dejay records dat ya cyaaan dis.

Beenie Man 'im a dread dejay man.

by Ital is Vital Praise No Idol July 7, 2003

Beanieman

A guy who snakes his friends/family to impress/attract females. Making fun of or criticising them in the presence of females to look masculine, prestige or powerful. Sometimes going as far as shaming them or telling female’s their secrets. Beenie man is also a Jamaican musician, acts with Drake etc.

I can’t lie you’re moving like a beanieman
Nahhh you’re a beanieman
That’s beanieman hehaviour

by themostaggylo February 1, 2023