One of my favourite mutuals on the stupid clock app. She is kind, she is beautiful, she sweet and she likes the best marauders which are Marlene and Remus. I am really lucky and grateful that we are mutuals. If you are on marauders tik tok she is a must. She is also Marlene's twin if you didn't know and her handwriting is da best. You should follow her now. Join the baconblonde fanclub, you won't regret it.
Baconblonde is tik tok famous. You must know her. She one of my favourite mutuals and I glad, honoured and happy we are moots. She is one of the best people on that clock app. She is beautiful, kind, funny, she have amazing taste (in everything). Her favourite marauders are Marlene and Remus (aka the best). Her pronouns are she/her and if you don't respect them I will come at your house and kill you. You should stan her because she hates jk and tomika windex. She is basically Marlene's twin sister. I think every single character on the earth would simp for her. Also her handwriting is something else. It's beautiful. That's what I had to say for the best human living on this world <3
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*