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One of my favourite mutuals on the stupid clock app. She is kind, she is beautiful, she sweet and she likes the best marauders which are Marlene and Remus. I am really lucky and grateful that we are mutuals. If you are on marauders tik tok she is a must. She is also Marlene's twin if you didn't know and her handwriting is da best. You should follow her now. Join the baconblonde fanclub, you won't regret it.
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Baconblonde 

Baconblonde is tik tok famous. You must know her. She one of my favourite mutuals and I glad, honoured and happy we are moots. She is one of the best people on that clock app. She is beautiful, kind, funny, she have amazing taste (in everything). Her favourite marauders are Marlene and Remus (aka the best). Her pronouns are she/her and if you don't respect them I will come at your house and kill you. You should stan her because she hates jk and tomika windex. She is basically Marlene's twin sister. I think every single character on the earth would simp for her. Also her handwriting is something else. It's beautiful. That's what I had to say for the best human living on this world <3
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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ankle biter

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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026