When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.
Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!
by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020
Get the Beached Neckermug.