Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

bro's before ho's 

Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.

John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.

bro's before ho's by jdswtf July 20, 2008

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

Bro's Before Hoe's 

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.

Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.

Bro's Before Hoe's by Air Assault January 12, 2008

Sis before g's 

The female equivalent of "bro's before hoes"

Sis before g's you know.... Im too lazy to think of an example

Sis before g's by tepiso December 28, 2010

bro's before hoe's 

what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first

similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say

1.

Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!

bro's before hoe's by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010

Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows 

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.

-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"

Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows by GangsterJew October 3, 2011