bcs

an abbreviation for “because”. why didnt nobody put this on here already... n e ways

“no bcs im not abt to talk abt this wit u rn”

by lady gaga luvrrr May 6, 2021

BCS

A college football system which screws good football teams over.

The BCS really screwed UGA over this year.

Fuck the BCS.

by djfklsae January 5, 2008

BCS

Logical formula which determines which teams should compete in the NCAA Division I football national championship game.

"Boise State beat Hawaii, so USC must suck!"

"The BCS makes about as much sense a a monkey trying to fuck a football."

by Mosi December 10, 2003

BCS

A system which determines who's better in NCAA football by having a computer make the choice in a way which makes no logical sense to any real human. It is also a system that will screw over really good teams like Oregon, TCU, and LSU.

Hey, why didn't your team move up in BCS ranking?
Because the jerks at the BCS think teams that lose in this season but were good in the past deserve tops spots more than us.

by Bob Madlehouser October 20, 2010

BCS

Black Cock Slut. This is fairly new terminology. Most people still think you're talking about NCAA Football.

That overweight white girl with the big earrings is a BCS.

by Jeff April 13, 2006

BCS

Football term for Bowl Championship Series AKA Bloody Crooked Stoneheads & Bunch (of) Crooked Simpletons.

The BCS really screwed USC & Utah's football teams this past season!

by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009

BCS

The BCS is a poorly contrived concept to match the top 2 teams in College Football at the end of the Bowl Season to play for the National Championship. Mostly due to Ohio State's inability to beat Michigan during the mid 90s when they were the superior team and lost late in the season thus moving them down the polls.

Due to Disney/ABC/ESPNs continual pimping of conferences on their networks, superior conferences such as the SEC get the shaft while analysts such as Mark May cream their pants at the thought of watching USC beat Fresno St by 30. Better yet watch Lou Holtz jerk off under the broadcast desk every time Notre Dame beats Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, National Guard and every other academy they can find. What was VMI to busy?

"Wow, did you see the BCS give the SEC get the shaft again? I didn't think we could top screwing an undefeated Auburn team in 2004, but we came close with screwing Florida in 2006. Oh my Gawd -- is that Pete Carroll??" Mark May waking up from wet dream with a soiled blanket

by Screw the System! We want a playoff November 12, 2008