Bayou Butt

Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.

Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!

Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.

Bayou Butt by planetsleeep October 6, 2016

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Bayou Butt Buddy

When you go to Taco Bell (or other diarrhea causing fast food) with a buddy on a hot day. Eat way too much and wait for you and your friend to get the sweaty, poop filled, "Bayou Butt". Then you go to town to clean each other with your tongue. You are now Bayou Butt Buddies.

Hey bro you hungry enough to go to Taco Bell and become my Bayou Butt Buddy after we're done at this orgry?

Bayou Butt Buddy by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025

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Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

Bayou butter bean by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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