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An adorable, wonderful boy. He nerds without warning, he blinks a lot when he's nervous, and his voice cracks when he laughs. He's sweet and quiet but always has something to say.The kind of boy that will stay up till ungodly hours just to play videogames, and is cuddles when he's afraid. Unlike the other posts say, he's not just some fallback. He'll make someone very happy someday. I know it. :)
"Oh, hey Baxter."

"Oh hai!"

"You Baxter, you."
by Take a wild guess~ October 11, 2011
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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An amazing dancer. Girls will be stepping on each others toes to get a dance with him. He is very modest about his looks even though he is very athletic, tan, and muscular. He is unaware of the way that girls look at him, and he is the kind of guy that a dad would be proud to have his daughter date. He is usually country and works on farms and ranches any time a job is offered to him. He likes to hunt and fish, and has many good (sometimes exaggerated) stories because of it. He's the kind of person that you miss when they're not around.
I miss Baxter's wonderful dance moves so much!
by SmallTownMargarita February 03, 2013
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A Baxter is the character in every romantic comedy who is the "sensible" choice. He/she is the current boyfriend/fiance of one of the main characters, who gets left at the altar/airport/wedding rehearsal when the main character realizes she's in love with the unpredictable passionate romantic interest.

"..the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the screen, they give you some information that immediately makes the audience turn to the person sitting next to them and say, 'He's wrong for her. It'll never work out.” --Michael Showalter--
"That insurance agent she's dating is so responsible and dull. He's a total Baxter."

aka Bill Pullman in Sleepless in Seattle, Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama, Ducky in Pretty in Pink, Cary Elwes in Liar Liar, Greg Kinnear and Parker Posey in You've Got Mail.
by Lola June 14, 2006
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A heterosexual Man who has many female friends but is not in a relationship with any female.

The Simple Concept of "Loved By All, Laid By None".

The Term Baxter can be abolished by the "Baxter" engaging in sexual acts with one of his female friends or finding a long term girlfriend.
"You Are such a Baxter"

"Alright Baxter"

"Loved By All, Laid By None"
by BanterKen September 08, 2009
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a sexy little man fish

he loves swimming long walks on beaches and to eat gold fish flakes. gets scared when fingers are put into bowl. but if tapping bowl he will come to your finger. he likes listening to music, enjoys laughing, and loves good homes. if you would like to meet him go to a pet store near you.
flakes bowl man sexy fish Baxter
by pili9427 July 19, 2009
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Literally, a fucking stupid piece of shit that you wish you can flush down the toilet.. You would like to put a sharp stone up his ass, he is an absolute moron and it will cause global peace if he jumped out the window.
That guy is such a Baxter
by losdaiwda March 18, 2021
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