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Bavarian Cream

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
by skid mark vz March 12, 2008
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bavarian cream

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole
he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream
by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008
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Bavarian Cream Pope

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling
Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.
by vurtcat April 30, 2005
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bavarian cream pie

Finishing inside during anal sex.
"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"
by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017
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Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.
"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"
by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008
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Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
by JonkersAK October 30, 2015
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bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!
by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006
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