Bavarian Cream 

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.

Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral

Bavarian Cream by skid mark vz March 12, 2008

bavarian cream 

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream

bavarian cream by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008

Bavarian Cream Pope 

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling

Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.

Bavarian Cream Pope by vurtcat April 30, 2005

bavarian cream pie 

Finishing inside during anal sex.

"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"

bavarian cream pie by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Bovarian Cream 

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

Bovarian Cream by JonkersAK October 30, 2015

bavarian creamsickle 

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.

Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!

bavarian creamsickle by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006