Batwig

The kohn shaped 70's porno stache after raw dogging your uncles grapefruit handler outside the courthouse- straightlexus

That was straight batwig lexus

by DumbledoresCocK April 11, 2021

Batwings

When one's scrotum sticks to the inner thighs due to sweating in the groin area. This situation can be nicknamed 'Batwings' because the image created by this scenario can resemble a bat and its wings. The shaft of the penis can be see as the body and the stretched scrotum to either side can be seen as the wings. Many males (and hermaphrodites) find this common occasion displeasing.

Batman: It sure is hot in this cave.
Robin: Yeah I know, I'm beginning to have batwings.
Batman: That was very unnecessary.

by How are you today? October 6, 2009

batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011

Dueling Batwings

Slang Lesbian sex. like scissoring

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.

by brenten kelly January 17, 2008

batwings

when your sack sticks to both legs

"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"

by anonymous February 12, 2004

Batwinging

The act of peeling the loose scrotum sack from the inner thigh.

Girl: "Are you peeling your nuts from your leg?"
Boy: "No, I'm batwinging it"

by Emoi89 July 12, 2011

batwing shot

A body shot that is done out of the scrotum.

Holy shit! Did that drunk bitch just do a batwing shot!?!

by Jesticlez February 24, 2010