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Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.
My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.
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Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.
Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.
Word of the Day on March 16, 2013

AAA battery 

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.
-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic
AAA battery by F.dR May 4, 2021

AAA-Battery 

An Asexual-Aromatic-Agender person with enough energy that they are feared by gods.
Are you a AAA-Battery, because you have some great dance moves!

Do I want coffee? No, I’m a AAA-Battery: I’ve got energy for days.
AAA-Battery by 10 Pigeons June 11, 2022

Social battery 

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.
I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.
Social battery by Llorona May 24, 2017

Low-battery measures 

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.
A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."
Low-battery measures by Peter324 December 12, 2013

battery head

a frequent user of the drug psychedellic drug acid also known as lsd
man that john is such a battery head
hes always dropping acid
battery head by jejomar August 20, 2006
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