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Barbie-barbarism 

This is the dark side of a woman with Barbie looks, which may include: tantrums, violence, mental meltdown, criminal conduct, etc.
Yes Brittany is gorgeous, but with the Barbie-barbarism, l had to run for my life last night!
Barbie-barbarism by I, Wreckerrr December 15, 2020

Compassionate Bastardism 

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

Battersmash 

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.
If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.
Battersmash by Yorreli June 25, 2012

Bastardism 

to embrace bastardy and to live life with the purpose of creating more bastards. It is also a religion.
Hugh practices bastardism and hopes to create as many bastards as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected sex with women out of wedlock.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.
Bastardism by Conor1991 September 28, 2006

Bigger is betterism

The idea that everything is better when it is bigger. i.e. giant hick trucks, SUV's, and Hummers.
Assholes with these cars can often be found 3 feet from your fender at 55 mph
Often associated with a tiny peep.
Thats a follower of bigger is betterism, he needs a ladder to get in his truck!

Bastardism 

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.
"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"
Bastardism by prvtdonut7 April 20, 2005