BATE!! BATE!! shut the fuck up
by TeQuila SunRise September 26, 2003
by Chrissy Langdon June 30, 2018
The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011
A friend or colleague you masterbate with. Could be straight, bi, gay. Married or single. No need for sex, just bro on bro bonding time. Sometimes you just need to wank & having an extra hand is needed.
Oh I don’t have sex with him, he’s a bate bud.
Going to get a few bate buds together for a Sunday morning bate sesh.
Going to get a few bate buds together for a Sunday morning bate sesh.
by MWES January 20, 2021
person you masturbate with
by yes we can 328 July 22, 2009
A get-together or a gathering of people or people's, in which they decide to, willingly or un-willingly, pleasure themselves and/or others.
When Rick decided to pleasure Greg, Scott got excited and announced all three were gonna have a bate party.
by Bate_Mistress March 24, 2008
Masterbating with your bro(s). Jacking off with a buddy, or buddies.
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them
by Throbbin_Rob November 3, 2019