Bassmelter

Pretty much the same exact thing as a facemelter, but on a bass guitar.

Corey: Ahhh man, did you hear that bassmelter that Casey was doing?

Alex: Hell ya man. That was some crazy shit taht he was doing.

Bassmelter by Axekiller July 26, 2011

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bassmaster

A woman who swallows when performing oral sex, thus keeping her bounty for herself. The opposite of catch and release.

That girl doesn't catch and release; she's a true bassmaster.

bassmaster by rrrrrrrrrrrrr August 24, 2010

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bassmaster

1: One who is skilled at bass fishing.

2: A magazine about professional bass fishing by ESPN Outdoors.

I am the BASSMASTER!

bassmaster by bob September 8, 2004

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bassmaster

What your friends call you when you fuck a chick that looks like a fish. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

Dude, after he did it with Bridget he was the BassMaster!

bassmaster by Wooz November 11, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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