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joke form of the word "assult" for the geologically inclined
"stop basalting me park ranger toby delcompass"
basalt by izerin2103 November 13, 2006
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A type of igneous rock usually associated with table making.
Hey is that counter-top made of the mineral basalt?
basalt by L-dawg January 25, 2003
Person 1: Hey, do you know Nelson?
Person 2: Do you mean Basalt?
Basalt by caca111 March 5, 2019

basilton grimm-pitch

Basilton grimm-pitch is only the best sassy gay vampire/wizard youll ever hear about. He also has a fat crush on his enemy Simon Snow.
Simon: Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is so evil! Hes plotting!! hes also kinda cute. like, really cute.

chillin on the basal plane 

related to a relaxed state of being, characterized by a contented feeling and generally happy demeanor
Pretty good, man, I'm straight chillin on the basal plane.
a basanta is usually a weird guy. very funny and a very caring human being. if you have ound a basanta, you are very lucky.
Guy 1: oh hey this one guy won the worldwide joke contest
Guy 2: it was probably Basanta
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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