Bartłomiej

Name: Bartłomiej Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The Guy That Has The Biggest Dick, Is Very Sexy And Cute, He Is The Best At Sport, Is The Strongest And The Tallest, He gets the most Girls and He Is Funny and a Good Friend to hang around

Never Fuck With A Bartłomiej Other Wise He Will Finesse Your Girl And will Dunk On You

Bartłomiej by BigRobert69 September 25, 2018

Words you can keep

bartłomiej

A nice guy but sometimes an asshole probably gay and has a small butthole but a 6 in cock and he might be a dumb idiot retard piece of squeaker shit.

bartłomiej is very gay.

bartłomiej by Chris...we... September 22, 2018

Related Words

bartłomiej • bartlomiej

Bartłomiej

This man that you have connection with and you both know it, but he has a girlfriend. You are very much in love but you can just watch them together and cry inside.

You know this couple, you are even friends but they just do cute things and you have to watch it and smile. But in your mind you cry every time they kiss.
Bartłomiej is attractive and has a lot of friends. They all love him. He is definitely smart and brilliant and you just love small details about. You catch yourself smiling whenever he does a little beloved thing.
Yes, you are just hopelessly in love.

That’s Bartłomiej and I adore him a little.

Bartłomiej by eighteencentury November 20, 2021

bartlomiej

Bartlomiej is a crazy guy with lots of ideas. He doesn't smoke and is reasonable. He has a bit of courage. And is quite strong. He won't pick fights tho unless he has to. He can be the greatest friend or worst enemy

Bartlomiej is funny

bartlomiej by Sarbicus May 25, 2018

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026