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Bartłomiej 

The Guy That Has The Biggest Dick, Is Very Sexy And Cute, He Is The Best At Sport, Is The Strongest And The Tallest, He gets the most Girls and He Is Funny and a Good Friend to hang around
Never Fuck With A Bartłomiej Other Wise He Will Finesse Your Girl And will Dunk On You
Bartłomiej by BigRobert69 September 25, 2018
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bartłomiej 

A nice guy but sometimes an asshole probably gay and has a small butthole but a 6 in cock and he might be a dumb idiot retard piece of squeaker shit.
bartłomiej is very gay.
bartłomiej by Chris...we... September 22, 2018
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Bartłomiej 

This man that you have connection with and you both know it, but he has a girlfriend. You are very much in love but you can just watch them together and cry inside.

You know this couple, you are even friends but they just do cute things and you have to watch it and smile. But in your mind you cry every time they kiss.
Bartłomiej is attractive and has a lot of friends. They all love him. He is definitely smart and brilliant and you just love small details about. You catch yourself smiling whenever he does a little beloved thing.
Yes, you are just hopelessly in love.
That’s Bartłomiej and I adore him a little.
Bartłomiej by eighteencentury November 20, 2021

bartlomiej

Bartlomiej is a crazy guy with lots of ideas. He doesn't smoke and is reasonable. He has a bit of courage. And is quite strong. He won't pick fights tho unless he has to. He can be the greatest friend or worst enemy
Bartlomiej is funny
bartlomiej by Sarbicus May 25, 2018
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