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Bartłomiej 

The Guy That Has The Biggest Dick, Is Very Sexy And Cute, He Is The Best At Sport, Is The Strongest And The Tallest, He gets the most Girls and He Is Funny and a Good Friend to hang around
Never Fuck With A Bartłomiej Other Wise He Will Finesse Your Girl And will Dunk On You
Bartłomiej by BigRobert69 September 25, 2018
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bartłomiej 

A nice guy but sometimes an asshole probably gay and has a small butthole but a 6 in cock and he might be a dumb idiot retard piece of squeaker shit.
bartłomiej is very gay.
bartłomiej by Chris...we... September 22, 2018

Bartłomiej 

This man that you have connection with and you both know it, but he has a girlfriend. You are very much in love but you can just watch them together and cry inside.

You know this couple, you are even friends but they just do cute things and you have to watch it and smile. But in your mind you cry every time they kiss.
Bartłomiej is attractive and has a lot of friends. They all love him. He is definitely smart and brilliant and you just love small details about. You catch yourself smiling whenever he does a little beloved thing.
Yes, you are just hopelessly in love.
That’s Bartłomiej and I adore him a little.
Bartłomiej by eighteencentury November 20, 2021

bartlomenter 

An old english word meaning ankle eater.
You bartlemattor!

Bartlomenter:ankle eater
bartlomenter by Englishlover72 February 28, 2025
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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