barn

one who latches on to someone superior to them (the hull)
short for barnacle
can also describe an opponent easily beaten.

thanks, barn, for the bye.
that barn gave him everything he needed for PTNO

by Xian November 14, 2003

barn

Barn is a term used by collectible card gamers. It is short for barnacle. A barn is someone that latches on to someone they admire or aspire to be like. The alpha male/female (hull) in any group will have many barns. The barns will flatter their hull and do their hull's bidding.

"Ever since I won cash on the Magic Pro Tour, I have infy barns"

"These barns are latching on to the stevedore of my success"

"I got this super rare card for free from one of my barns."

by nikekalami December 15, 2007

Barnes

(verb) 2009 To survive multiple aviation mishaps, and against all odds, still retain your job.

"Man, he really barnsed that one in."
"Wow, way to barnes it, asshole."

by Launchpad McBarnes October 28, 2009

barn

The groin and all parts associated with the groin. includes all words which make it sound terrible, including, soupy, dirty, sloppy, swampy, wet, flooded, firey, untamed. can be combined with yard to imply general area.

Nyssa has a soupy barn.

by DaveOwenLiamJayNyssaJessBeebs February 17, 2010

barn

An agricultural building used for storage. It must be covered and it MUST be red.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go chill at the barn?

Guy 2: the barn? is it red?

Guy 1: no?

Guy 2: then it's not a barn!

by Kanook April 12, 2007

Barn

An all around inferior person that latches onto a hull and follows them around, doing odd jobs, hoping to be thought of as cooler because of their association with their hull.

1. Chris Cojocar
2. Adam Heis
3. cujobyte23
4. Johnny D

by Devin Davidson July 19, 2004

Barn

A place where ugly women gather. It usually smells like hay and horse shit.

Gene: My wife is going to the Barn tonight so we can have sex tonight
Donna: Awesome!

by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard March 16, 2017