a crown victoria, grand marquis, buick road master, chevy impala, or any other piece of shit car that needs a fucking lift kit to fit the rims on it.
them niggers got caught robbing that liquor, because they used their one of a kind coon barge as a getaway car.
by texas true September 13, 2009
A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
by Jorge Chao January 21, 2006
the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
by paul May 7, 2004
by ieathedges July 21, 2009
A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).
Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?
Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.
Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.
Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.
Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.
by My penis is August 3, 2007
Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.
Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.
Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.
by JerrySmile January 22, 2004
when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.
there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.
by john really brown September 29, 2006